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Jul 23
"I have a phobia of tennis balls. Tennis comes on, I have to get out of the room.”
Jul 23

thisismysoliloquy:

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS FROM OITNB

Jul 23

honeymuff:

justthetenth:

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS SEXUALLY BUT NOT ROMANTICALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS ROMANTICALLY BUT NOT SEXUALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS ROMANTICALLY AND SEXUALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS COMPLETELY PLATONICALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CANON SHIPS, GAY OR STRAIGHT OR OTHER

YOU CAN SHIP NON-CANON SHIPS, GAY OR STRAIGHT OR OTHER

YOU CAN SHIP NON-CANON THREESOMES, GAY OR STRAIGHT OR OTHER

YOU CAN SHIP WHAT YOU WANT TO SHIP

STOP SHAMING FANS FOR THE THINGS THEY SHIP

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Jul 22
Jul 22

togetherwecancheckmateourenemies:

sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

No i’m just wondering what the fuck my pet rabbit could be doing at 2:30am that requires so much damn noise

Jul 22

oatmeal:

How to perfectly load a dishwasher.
Bonus panel version here.

Jul 20

anal-horney-official:

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

haha.. yes :)

Jul 20

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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Jul 19
Jul 19
Jul 12

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

Jul 12

thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

Jul 11

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

Jul 11

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

Jul 11

lazar3tto:

mylesperhour:

I still can’t get over this

im in love

Inspiring